12:03pm PDT - October 25th, 2022

Pirate Sadie complained about a muscle knot so I got her a massager (I hate being interrupted) PS: do u know what this is Me: It’s a TOP RATED massager. I’m reading about Akhenaton, make it quick PS: it’s called “the Mighty Bliss” -that didn’t give u a clue, genius? Me: ohhh

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