6:16am PDT - April 4th, 2022

Once upon time, God had a surplus of humans. He didn’t know what to do with them so he put them to one side for later. Sadly they were stolen by the Devil. He gave them all the worse human qualities in existence. Then he called them the Tory Party. The End.

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