4:55am PDT - July 23rd, 2023

Prince William separated me and Jennifer Lawrence and now I can't forgive her. MI5 wanted JLaw dead when her sex pics came out, I asked Prince Philip to spare her, then she betrays me with a robot called Hot Rod. Miss USA, you are Everything by tricking me into being nothing.

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