5:35am PDT - September 7th, 2021

Roger Goodell cured COVIDs 1 through 18 at age 4 before turning his attention to football. Following the unanimously beloved 2020 NFL draft and fully completed 2020 season, our Dear Leader is universally admired. https://t.co/udDX4fwM2F

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