1:40pm PST - January 9th, 2021

BREAKING: A total teenager eclipse was seen in the kitchen at 1:12 pm today. The teenage-boy hasn't completely obscured the teenage girl in the same room since December 25, 2020. This type of eclipse isn't expected to be seen again for at least one complete lunar cycle.

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