7:06am PDT - October 15th, 2021

#BadAdviceITook Louis C.K. once told me that, on a first date, I shouldn't try to have sex with my date, I should just masturbate in front of her. And I thought, "Hmmm, not a bad idea. You don't want to seem pushy. Restraint is the answer."

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