9:44pm PDT - June 26th, 2023

Yes. Frogs are picking your locks, sneaking into your house, turning on your kitchen faucet, and drinking tap water laced with a special, CIA-developed chemical compound that produces an uncontrollable urge to wear feather boas and binge watch Judy Garland movies. https://t.co/W1Fpo6wu2l

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