9:43am PDT - July 19th, 2023

I’m the Undisputed World Champion of thinking of a good joke for Twitter, getting really excited and typing it too fast (with no proofreading), and then ruining it because I left a word out or there’s a typo. I’m like the Joey Chestnut of that.

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