7:44pm PST - February 13th, 2023

whenever someone hits on me i respond "i'm sorry i have a wife and two children. my wife is named barbara—not every day you meet a barbara under 50, haha! and my kids are named peter and jenny. but thank you regardless." even if i'm interested. it's called playing hard to get.

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