9:18am PST - January 19th, 2022

I insist Jenny takes her house keys with her, “In case something happens to me while she’s out”. I squatted to check the fridge for oat milk, stood up, realised my skirt was now in love with the bottom of my shoes and had to dig deep for athleticism I do not have to stay upright

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