12:35pm PDT - April 1st, 2022

It is 2025. You boycott Nike, Goodyear, Disney, Coca-Cola, DirecTV, and Gillette. Your brother boycotts Home Depot, Hobby Lobby, Goya, and Chick-fil-A. You both boycott Starbucks. You haven't spoken in years. You can't remember why. The sun is going down and it is getting cold. https://t.co/Lanjv7i6Z1

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