12:42am PDT - September 8th, 2021

BREAKING NEWS. Police will swoop on @HackneyEmpire this Friday hunting for Goya's portrait of The Duke of Wellington stolen from The National Gallery in 1961. Prime suspect, overweight & underemployed #KemptonBunton will be arrested whilst singing 'I Want' songs @MercuryMusicals https://t.co/7TM86O4xZI

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