5:14pm PDT - April 14th, 2023

Got asked to talk about something I’m proud of in a job interview. Decided to tell the interviewer about my bomb-ass breakfast sandwiches. Fried bacon, two fried eggs, cheese, mustard on sourdough toast. Gordon Ramsay would be like ‘Damn. I’ll have another.’ If I was on his show!

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