1:51am PDT - August 6th, 2022

My dream last night was very mad. I was a hitwoman and good at it, living in a warehouse. Gordon Ramsay came along and challenged me to cook scallops and bacon. Whilst this was going on elephants were swimming in the river. It ended when a rival hit gang tried to hire me.

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