7:43am PDT - November 2nd, 2021

i’d be like the gordon ramsay of matchmaking. STOP WEARING THAT GEL. IT LOOKS LIKE DOG JIZZ IN YOUR HAIR. YOU? YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU ARE A PRIZE? YOU ARE AN IDIOT SANDWICH ..or something.

27 retweets   2 likes  - Xavier D'Leau (@XavierDLeau)