12:19pm PDT - June 25th, 2021

my dream is to become a supervillain. i would be the "microwave man" and I would fight chefs like Gordon Ramsay. whenever they turned their back, i'd be there 4 star restaurants would have a sudden drop in quality. "this tastes like it was microwaved" it's me, I'm the culprit

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