8:44am PDT - July 23rd, 2023

God: I think I'll give him diarrhea, light vomiting, general weariness, aches & pains, and a powerful headache. You know, the stomach virus package. Jesus: Not bad but make his achilles hurt like hell for no good reason, too. God: Done. Let's get a beer. [High-fives abound]

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