Fire - My superpower is showing up to a fancy event that I’m not invited to at the last minute, demanding a quick chat with the keynote speaker before the thing even starts and most often getting it. That and juggling a chalupa while steering a car I don’t own toward an apartment fire.

2:49am PST - March 1st, 2023

My superpower is showing up to a fancy event that I’m not invited to at the last minute, demanding a quick chat with the keynote speaker before the thing even starts and most often getting it. That and juggling a chalupa while steering a car I don’t own toward an apartment fire.

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