Fire - When I was 3 or 4, I was worried about how Santa would get into our apartment. I figured he came through the steam pipes, since that was our heat and we didn't have a fireplace. Mom told me the truth. He uses the fire escape, like everyone else in Brooklyn.

8:54am PST - December 24th, 2021

When I was 3 or 4, I was worried about how Santa would get into our apartment. I figured he came through the steam pipes, since that was our heat and we didn't have a fireplace. Mom told me the truth. He uses the fire escape, like everyone else in Brooklyn.

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