6:16am PDT - April 14th, 2022

okay what gets me about the birthday scam is that i immediately got two identical deadpan responses of "happy birthday rose" so i thought people knew i was referring to future and/or hypothetical events. and maybe those two people did. i was on too many levels of abstraction

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