8:17pm PST - January 12th, 2022

Pop Quiz: which of the following events actually happened 1. The destruction of Alderaan 2. The theft of the Declaration of Independence 3. This chain of tweets 4. Me stubbing my toe on a 25 lbs. dumbell https://t.co/KsgedzGSyZ

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