10:10pm PDT - July 22nd, 2023

Listening to Jake Tapper and Dax Shepard brings such joy. That's why we all “hate,” or feel envious of, Monica. I’m a straight dude, but I have a total man crush on Dax. The words “I love you, Dax” come out of my mouth involuntarily. Often. I really want us to be buddies.

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