6:09am PDT - October 19th, 2021

one time colin jost punched me in the face when he was in my hometown as i was trying to get a picture with him. i was on the ground sobbing uncontrollably and he stole my phone, took a picture of my sad lifeless body and spat on me while saying “there’s your fucking picture”

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