12:48pm PDT - October 18th, 2021

I was at the last taping of SNL and Scarlett Johansson told me she was leaving Colin Jost and her new baby and running away with me to Maui. We just got married by a witch doctor. See, I can make up nonsensical shit that never happened, too. https://t.co/m4jRKL5JHm

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