11:55pm PDT - July 23rd, 2023

My Uber driver: my husband is always asking me why I drink for St. Patrick's Day. Her: Well because I'm Irish. Also said: He also asks me why I always drink on Cinco de Mayo. Her: Well because you're Mexican and you don't drink so someone has to do it for you. LMFAOOO

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