Cameron Diaz - I think Americans view winter in Britain as Cameron Diaz's snowy cottage in The Holiday when it's actually me using a butter knife to remove a condom frozen to the pavement outside ours so the dogs don't eat it.

8:06am PST - November 22nd, 2021

I think Americans view winter in Britain as Cameron Diaz's snowy cottage in The Holiday when it's actually me using a butter knife to remove a condom frozen to the pavement outside ours so the dogs don't eat it.

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