1:42am PDT - August 31st, 2021

I'm having breakfast when there's a loud hammering on our front door. At first I thought "it's the fuzz, they've smelled the vapour!" No. Cameron Diaz, begging me to reconsider our relationship? No. It's the German car industry, desperate for a Brexit deal? No. It was a delivery. https://t.co/fJNuYK7zhA

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