9:20am PST - December 2nd, 2022

Deshaun Watson walked into a bar. "My goodness, you're pretty", Deshaun said as he stared at a woman next to him who was named Ashley Solis. "Uh, thanks, I'm a massage therapist", said Ashley. Deshaun ran out of the bar, screaming. "Was it something I said?", said Ashley.

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