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What to Cook This Week

Eat well this week with one-pan pork chops, Parmesan-edged fried eggs and Chinese chopped cold chicken.

dad jokes - The New York Times
7:30am PDT - June 16th, 2019

Notre Dame mass, USWNT in World Cup action, Father's Day: 5 things to know this weekend

Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral will hold its mass first since an April fire, the United States women's national team returns to World Cup action and more things to start your weekend.

dad jokes - USA Today
1:13am PDT - June 15th, 2019

How to Treat Your Dad to the Perfect Day at Disneyland Resort

Every dad brings something special to the world. Whether it’s their humor or their ability to save the day, there is a way to celebrate every dad this Father’s Day at the Disneyland Resort. Here are a few ideas for this weekend, and beyond:

dad jokes - ABC News
10:00am PDT - June 13th, 2019

A Dad Defends Dad Jokes

Babies made him do it. They fell for his corny humor, and he stuck with what worked. Then his audience grew up.

dad jokes - The New York Times
8:56am PDT - June 12th, 2019

Get an Amazon Echo for $64.99, or save $80 when you buy 2

TL;DR: The handy Amazon Echo is just $64.99, or buy two and save an extra $10. Or upgrade to an Echo Plus and get a free smart bulb for only $119.99. Dad needs a nice little gift. Possibly the best Father's Day gift you could give him might be someone to talk…

dad jokes - Mashable
9:13am PDT - June 11th, 2019

'When I try to talk to my grandad words won't come out'

As a child, Red was chatty and full of life - but only at home. When she left the house, everything changed.

dad jokes - BBC News
4:27pm PDT - June 9th, 2019

US 'Straight Pride' plans march into controversy

The organisers of the event, one of whom is John Hugo, a Republican candidate in the 2018 mid-term elections, said on their website that “straight people are an oppressed majority”. The event in Boston is planned for August.

dad jokes - The Hindu
12:43am PDT - June 6th, 2019

YouTube bans neo-Nazi and Holocaust-denial videos in push against hate speech

White supremacists and others who promote discrimination will be banned.

dad jokes - Ars Technica
2:25pm PDT - June 5th, 2019

Janaka Stucky Brings a Doom-Metal Mysticism to His Poetry Readings

"I want to channel the energy of each performance into conjuring whatever altered state of consciousness I was in when I wrote the work."

dad jokes - Vice News
1:15pm PDT - June 5th, 2019

Joe Biden’s New Hampshire Trip Had Some Very Joe Biden Moments

Joe Biden had fun on his second campaign trip to New Hampshire. The same could not be said for his campaign staff, nervously watching from the sidelines. On several occasions, the former vice president signaled that he was going to ignore the advice of his la…

dad jokes - Time
10:28pm PDT - June 4th, 2019

US dad 'punched shark five times' to save daughter

The 17-year-old girl suffered severe injuries to her hands and legs from the attack, officials say.

dad jokes - BBC News
8:43am PDT - June 3rd, 2019

Best Father's Day gifts in the UK: 40 things your dad won't buy for himself

Dads often get a lot of grief for dad jokes and being bad at texting, but father figures have another thing in common besides thinking terrible puns are hilarious: They're some of the most selfless people in the world. If we're honest, a lot of us wouldn't kn…

dad jokes - Mashable
7:17am PDT - June 3rd, 2019

GREAT NEWS: You Can Now Pay $50 to Hang Out in a Cafe Full of Live Rats

“Cong-RATS, ladies and bRODENTS, all of your dreams will come true,” the Rat Bar’s event page says.

dad jokes - Vice News
12:31pm PDT - May 31st, 2019

Warriors' Steve Kerr 'Not Worried' About Drake: 'I Called Him on His Cellphone'

Drake might have been able to troll the Milwaukee Bucks during the Eastern Conference Finals, but Steve Kerr is ready for the Toronto Raptors superfan...

dad jokes - Bleacher Report
2:20pm PDT - May 27th, 2019

41 Practical Father's Day Gifts Outdoorsy Dads Will Love

Warning: way too many dad jokes ahead. View Entire Post ›

dad jokes - Buzzfeed
8:09am PDT - May 27th, 2019

Cory Booker Says Beating Trump Should Be ‘the Floor, Not the Ceiling’

Stuck in the polls and contending with a loaded Democratic field, Mr. Booker emphasized a deeper primary conversation during a four-day swing through Iowa.

dad jokes - The New York Times
1:59pm PDT - May 26th, 2019

Meet the 2020 Presidential Candidate Who's Running on Climate Change

Dad Jokes and climate policy: This is what it’s like to be on the presidential campaign trail with Gov. Jay Inslee.

dad jokes - Vice News
6:43am PDT - May 25th, 2019

Best Father's Day gifts: 40 things your dad won't buy for himself

Dads often get shit for dad jokes and being bad at texting, but father figures have another thing in common besides thinking terrible puns are hilarious: They're some of the most selfless people in the world. TBH, a lot of us wouldn't know how to live on our …

dad jokes - Mashable
2:00am PDT - May 24th, 2019

Actually, Wedge Salads Are an Abomination

Down with this vegetal doorstop.

dad jokes - Vice News
5:00am PDT - May 22nd, 2019

I have to stop having the urge to make sexual jokes about people's dad's it's actually not ok

Tana (@satanabananaa)
8:52pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

i haven’t told sum dad jokes in a while,,,,,

bella ♡s jinnie (@jinniejoons)
8:51pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @gvkkieboy: Long haired taekook reminds me of high school sweethearts :( senior boys who go joyriding in Tae’s dad’s car and make out in…

pjm (@mcyouareyelLING)
8:43pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

10 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad That They’re Good. https://t.co/E3ETWYvCEx

TO BE FREE! (@teddypitcher)
8:38pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

Do you think being good at telling dad jokes is a skill I can put on my resume?

Nick Vuylsteke (@Niick_Holas)
8:36pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @Pambyy11: Love watching my step dad always flirting with my mom, holding her hand in the car, trying to impress her, cracking jokes and…

Kody Wolfe (@kodywolfe23)
8:35pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

shey @midniteoverload just bc ur basically a dad doesn't eman you can flood my DMs with dad jokes GAYLORD

Carla! (@ADA_SIX)
8:34pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @media_junkie: I'd like to come up with a gender neutral version of 'Dad jokes' because dudes with kids aren't the only ones capable of…

Mike “Kinesis” Mathewson (@TheRealKinesis)
8:19pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @hyukapd: @hobious put seokjin and yeonjun they'll start dad jokes battle

ᴶᴼᴼᴺˢ ᴱᵞᴱᴮᴿᴼᵂ (@urmum211)
8:18pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

who wants to know horrible dad jokes i came up with

maryam (@brvkengirls)
8:14pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @SEESAWED_MYG: Remember when Seokjin keeps throwing dad jokes to his trainor and keeps messing around during workoutd that his trainor a…

spring night (@IrdaniAisyah)
8:12pm PDT - July 19th, 2019

Okay now let's tell jokes. Scenario. A random man: don't worry sweetie Me: [deep manly voice] ok daddy Lol but then it doesnt feel right after u say it cuz they aint yo dad.

janeth j r z (@rojasjannn)
12:42am PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @xosomeoneoxx: Today 11 months ago I was having the biggest argument with my dad..11 months ago was the last I saw him properly..little…

Tazminnn (@jacknolan_fan)
12:35am PDT - July 19th, 2019

Learning more dad jokes from Spidey... https://t.co/ywl2crRC0x

Mark Mizuno (@MarkMizuno)
12:34am PDT - July 19th, 2019

smh none of you have a sense of humor appreciate my dad jokes you cowards im a comedian

britt ッ loves dnp (@fracklehowell)
12:30am PDT - July 19th, 2019

RT @imiKristin: Everyone go support @1dullgeek tonight. https://t.co/UNgDcAnww9 This troll doesn’t even realize you can’t hurt a man w/ in…

Fallon Weidner (@FantasticFDAW)
7:51pm PDT - July 18th, 2019

Level of dad jokes I plan to maintain with my kids https://t.co/HtdXwR8p3z

Bola (@BolaBeats)
7:29pm PDT - July 18th, 2019

i want a bts and txt episode where jin and yeonjun battles each other with their dad jokes

(@goojimin)
5:26pm PDT - July 18th, 2019
Circuit Breaker Episode 148: Fall Festival Guesses, 'The Lion King' and 90s Nostalgic Trailer Themed 'DAD Jokes' - https://t.co/YBlZXvScop - https://t.co/MP9cWUnVXz

Circuit Breaker Episode 148: Fall Festival Guesses, 'The Lion King' and 90s Nostalgic Trailer Themed 'DAD Jokes' - https://t.co/YBlZXvScop - https://t.co/MP9cWUnVXz

Clayton Davis (@AwardsCircuit)
5:25pm PDT - July 18th, 2019

Tinder is no place for Dad jokes! https://t.co/tCO3ZBCUvS

Doll life Dan (@Doll_lifeDan)
5:22pm PDT - July 18th, 2019

Nothing weirder/funnier than seeing cats you went to school with becoming fathers. Dude used to pound four lokos for kicks and now he's on vacation in Orlando making dad jokes on twitter.

Conway (@a_con)
5:17pm PDT - July 18th, 2019

RT @halbritz: New York’s hottest internship is @TaskandPurpose. This place has everything — people passionate for natsec news, an excitin…

Christine Valada, AKA The Widow Wein at SDCC (@mcvalada)
5:14pm PDT - July 18th, 2019

In my past life I had to be a dad because I laugh way too hard at my own jokes

Jessica (@iLIVExiLEARN)
12:02am PDT - July 18th, 2019

RT @jennaya1411: I miss you. I miss your annoying dad's jokes. I miss your ppyong. I miss your sudden underwears appearance that we don't e…

(@J03080114231515)
11:54pm PDT - July 17th, 2019

RT @prince_hoshiii: you guys really need to stop saying things like "mAybE iF saMueL's dAd sTaNned________" bitch what if you lost a loved…

elizabeth (@hyvnjinssmile)
11:54pm PDT - July 17th, 2019

RT @Expensivegurrl1: “Maybe if Samuels dad...” If I see anyone disrespecting Samuel or his father,it’s on sight.Samuel and his family are g…

elizabeth (@hyvnjinssmile)
11:51pm PDT - July 17th, 2019
Ha ha ha.. who else likes Dad jokes? ;-) https://t.co/QKT9fz81SP

Ha ha ha.. who else likes Dad jokes? ;-) https://t.co/QKT9fz81SP

Lauren Prosser (@laurenprosser_)
11:50pm PDT - July 17th, 2019
Someone was clearly in my stream today and reading our dad jokes. https://t.co/mp1XZ632P7

Someone was clearly in my stream today and reading our dad jokes. https://t.co/mp1XZ632P7

HueGram (@HueGramTwitch)
11:37pm PDT - July 17th, 2019

RT @BacarbieDreamz: You know what I remember, the day Sri Lanka, my home country got bombed, Kpop fans started making jokes and shit, treat…

B͙e͙c͙k͙y͙ (@ibeenbecky)
11:37pm PDT - July 17th, 2019

RT @jennaya1411: I miss you. I miss your annoying dad's jokes. I miss your ppyong. I miss your sudden underwears appearance that we don't e…

iKONic-Irah_Juneya (@IrahJunhoe)
11:36pm PDT - July 17th, 2019