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What to Cook This Week

Eat well this week with one-pan pork chops, Parmesan-edged fried eggs and Chinese chopped cold chicken.

dad jokes - The New York Times
7:30am PDT - June 16th, 2019

Notre Dame mass, USWNT in World Cup action, Father's Day: 5 things to know this weekend

Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral will hold its mass first since an April fire, the United States women's national team returns to World Cup action and more things to start your weekend.

dad jokes - USA Today
1:13am PDT - June 15th, 2019

How to Treat Your Dad to the Perfect Day at Disneyland Resort

Every dad brings something special to the world. Whether it’s their humor or their ability to save the day, there is a way to celebrate every dad this Father’s Day at the Disneyland Resort. Here are a few ideas for this weekend, and beyond:

dad jokes - ABC News
10:00am PDT - June 13th, 2019

A Dad Defends Dad Jokes

Babies made him do it. They fell for his corny humor, and he stuck with what worked. Then his audience grew up.

dad jokes - The New York Times
8:56am PDT - June 12th, 2019

Get an Amazon Echo for $64.99, or save $80 when you buy 2

TL;DR: The handy Amazon Echo is just $64.99, or buy two and save an extra $10. Or upgrade to an Echo Plus and get a free smart bulb for only $119.99. Dad needs a nice little gift. Possibly the best Father's Day gift you could give him might be someone to talk…

dad jokes - Mashable
9:13am PDT - June 11th, 2019

'When I try to talk to my grandad words won't come out'

As a child, Red was chatty and full of life - but only at home. When she left the house, everything changed.

dad jokes - BBC News
4:27pm PDT - June 9th, 2019

US 'Straight Pride' plans march into controversy

The organisers of the event, one of whom is John Hugo, a Republican candidate in the 2018 mid-term elections, said on their website that “straight people are an oppressed majority”. The event in Boston is planned for August.

dad jokes - The Hindu
12:43am PDT - June 6th, 2019

YouTube bans neo-Nazi and Holocaust-denial videos in push against hate speech

White supremacists and others who promote discrimination will be banned.

dad jokes - Ars Technica
2:25pm PDT - June 5th, 2019

Janaka Stucky Brings a Doom-Metal Mysticism to His Poetry Readings

"I want to channel the energy of each performance into conjuring whatever altered state of consciousness I was in when I wrote the work."

dad jokes - Vice News
1:15pm PDT - June 5th, 2019

Joe Biden’s New Hampshire Trip Had Some Very Joe Biden Moments

Joe Biden had fun on his second campaign trip to New Hampshire. The same could not be said for his campaign staff, nervously watching from the sidelines. On several occasions, the former vice president signaled that he was going to ignore the advice of his la…

dad jokes - Time
10:28pm PDT - June 4th, 2019

US dad 'punched shark five times' to save daughter

The 17-year-old girl suffered severe injuries to her hands and legs from the attack, officials say.

dad jokes - BBC News
8:43am PDT - June 3rd, 2019

Best Father's Day gifts in the UK: 40 things your dad won't buy for himself

Dads often get a lot of grief for dad jokes and being bad at texting, but father figures have another thing in common besides thinking terrible puns are hilarious: They're some of the most selfless people in the world. If we're honest, a lot of us wouldn't kn…

dad jokes - Mashable
7:17am PDT - June 3rd, 2019

GREAT NEWS: You Can Now Pay $50 to Hang Out in a Cafe Full of Live Rats

“Cong-RATS, ladies and bRODENTS, all of your dreams will come true,” the Rat Bar’s event page says.

dad jokes - Vice News
12:31pm PDT - May 31st, 2019

Warriors' Steve Kerr 'Not Worried' About Drake: 'I Called Him on His Cellphone'

Drake might have been able to troll the Milwaukee Bucks during the Eastern Conference Finals, but Steve Kerr is ready for the Toronto Raptors superfan...

dad jokes - Bleacher Report
2:20pm PDT - May 27th, 2019

41 Practical Father's Day Gifts Outdoorsy Dads Will Love

Warning: way too many dad jokes ahead. View Entire Post ›

dad jokes - Buzzfeed
8:09am PDT - May 27th, 2019

Cory Booker Says Beating Trump Should Be ‘the Floor, Not the Ceiling’

Stuck in the polls and contending with a loaded Democratic field, Mr. Booker emphasized a deeper primary conversation during a four-day swing through Iowa.

dad jokes - The New York Times
1:59pm PDT - May 26th, 2019

Meet the 2020 Presidential Candidate Who's Running on Climate Change

Dad Jokes and climate policy: This is what it’s like to be on the presidential campaign trail with Gov. Jay Inslee.

dad jokes - Vice News
6:43am PDT - May 25th, 2019

Best Father's Day gifts: 40 things your dad won't buy for himself

Dads often get shit for dad jokes and being bad at texting, but father figures have another thing in common besides thinking terrible puns are hilarious: They're some of the most selfless people in the world. TBH, a lot of us wouldn't know how to live on our …

dad jokes - Mashable
2:00am PDT - May 24th, 2019

Actually, Wedge Salads Are an Abomination

Down with this vegetal doorstop.

dad jokes - Vice News
5:00am PDT - May 22nd, 2019

My Master Can't Be Spewing Out All These Dad Jokes

OKITA SOUJI IS DEAD (@LightlessThrust)
2:26am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @wrongtxtquote: qualifications to be a trainee at bighit: – have no sense of direction – the leader has to be a giant – have to be go…

Jungoo is a baby (@Phantrash161)
2:21am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @RcktSrgry: Podcast for "Ep216 - Deep Frakes" is now available at https://t.co/SoWkW4fMYO & the usual podpositories (pod repositories)…

Podcast42 (@Podcast42Show)
2:19am PDT - August 24th, 2019

I live for the dad jokes under jin's tweets

(@Namjooria)
2:18am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @elyeathea: Fuck nudes. Send me your dad jokes.

Deaux (@Deaux15)
2:16am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @elyeathea: Fuck nudes. Send me your dad jokes.

Malinga K. (@Kriisstie_M)
2:13am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @wrongtxtquote: qualifications to be a trainee at bighit: – have no sense of direction – the leader has to be a giant – have to be go…

incorrect txt quotes (@wrongtxtquote)
2:13am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @doyutiful: okay but do y'all realise nct will probably never open private ig accounts cause that'd mean to have junmyeon and the rest o…

Soon-to-be SVT & Ateez stan (@Malikah_Meyer)
2:13am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @RcktSrgry: Podcast for "Ep216 - Deep Frakes" is now available at https://t.co/SoWkW4fMYO & the usual podpositories (pod repositories)…

98.9 North West FM (@NorthWestFMMelb)
2:12am PDT - August 24th, 2019
RT @shxmnhshw: Just shownu with his dad jokes https://t.co/tEwr8U9o43

RT @shxmnhshw: Just shownu with his dad jokes https://t.co/tEwr8U9o43

changkyun's lip ring enthusiast (@sleazykaisoo)
2:10am PDT - August 24th, 2019

i don't why but i found myself watching dad jokes and i can't stop laughing

siham. (@itsnoham)
2:07am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @ObscuraGigantic: I’m that dad type Jokes are kinda bad type Open doors make me mad type Cargo shorts are rad type I’m the dad guy, duh

DADDLY (@dbid127)
2:07am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @elyeathea: Fuck nudes. Send me your dad jokes.

(@slnwbry)
2:07am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @RcktSrgry: Podcast for "Ep216 - Deep Frakes" is now available at https://t.co/SoWkW4fMYO & the usual podpositories (pod repositories)…

kekoc (@kekoc)
1:59am PDT - August 24th, 2019
Podcast for

Podcast for "Ep216 - Deep Frakes" is now available at https://t.co/SoWkW4fMYO & the usual podpositories (pod repositories) (eg. @Stitcher, @podbeancom, @Spotify, @ApplePodcasts etc). Agenda: Giant Penguins, Nuke Mars, Robotic Tails, Dad Jokes + more sci, tech & geek culture https://t.co/TmdOXrgMlA

RcktSrgry (@RcktSrgry)
1:59am PDT - August 24th, 2019

This is his chance though! Down the dad jokes! Down with the thick brows! ....cough. https://t.co/5O4WzN6gq0

─ ɴɪᴀ ʙᴇʜʀᴇɴᴅ. (@TheIastFighter)
1:54am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @wrongtxtquote: qualifications to be a trainee at bighit: – have no sense of direction – the leader has to be a giant – have to be go…

waeng #TXT3rdROTY (@waaaeeengyu)
1:53am PDT - August 24th, 2019

LPT: Work in IT, or work with a lot of people who don't speak English as their primary language? Tell them, "dad," jokes that are only funny if you understand English.

kaफी Dank (@badasss_babuaaa)
1:51am PDT - August 24th, 2019

RT @bts_cjb: @listenbts @BTS_translates Seokjin:* makes a dad joke BTS: - Army:- Seokjin: please it was funny Everyone: *laughs Army: *…

ʰᵒˡˡʸˢʷᵒʳˡᵈ ⁼ ʸᵒᵒⁿˢᵃʳᵐˢ (@bangtanInYellow)
4:23pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

when she said dirty jokes does she means dad jokes

love, broke student (@taydamn)
4:23pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019
RT @LukeBryanOnline: New season, new dad jokes. Will you be #TheNextIdol? https://t.co/bSutypNTE0 https://t.co/VFlHEqAfDx

RT @LukeBryanOnline: New season, new dad jokes. Will you be #TheNextIdol? https://t.co/bSutypNTE0 https://t.co/VFlHEqAfDx

데이지. (@_20daisy)
4:22pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

First full day of #Edfringe was a very busy one. Definite highlight was @LouSanders and her Dad jokes. So pleased I got to see her at last.

John Murphy (@John_murphy1)
4:22pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

RT @actorkriscarr: We did it, y’all. I finally have more followers than my dad. So thank you for following me, a girl who tells professiona…

Robert Meyer Burnett (@BurnettRM)
4:19pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

RT @bts_cjb: @listenbts @BTS_translates Seokjin:* makes a dad joke BTS: - Army:- Seokjin: please it was funny Everyone: *laughs Army: *…

지민 (@jaisbts)
4:19pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

Oi I’m surrounded by dad jokes rn at work it’s scary

BASSDADDY (@outof_it_)
4:17pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

Oh, Jay Inslee, you’re a good egg and I like your dad jokes https://t.co/ym6Lij7NsM

Meg (@megbon)
4:16pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

I literally want to hear all of Erwin’s cringey dad jokes pls

Lyd (@TheLydd_)
4:16pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

RT @trishapaytas: think about if your daughter was a crystal meth addict - not funny jokes. u suck. I can't believe ur a dad. gross https:/…

× (@poshspixe)
4:15pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

Cue the “he’s about to get signed before his dad does” jokes https://t.co/zsYszFPUMf

Ali B .علي بي (@_Ali__B)
4:14pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019

Eunbi is: + Expert dancer with years of experience as pro back dancers + Is able to direct a performance + Has good ass vocals, esp in control & stability. Her only minus point is: - her dad jokes (which is actually best imo) - eunchan (a true babyyyy im soft)

CGXH (@thediscomonkey)
4:11pm PDT - August 22nd, 2019