Your absolutely foolproof guide to Black Friday

8:00am PST - November 19th, 2017    shameless - Mashable

It's 12 a.m. on Thanksgiving night. Your belly is full of stuffing, mashed potatoes, and only a little bit of turkey. (It's overrated.) You are perhaps a little hung over. You are — wait, what the hell — headed out the door? You are... getting in your car? Yo…