Patrick Freyne: Now we know what would happen if celebrities became deformed mutant cats but were still kind of sexy

Patrick Freyne: A bunch of cats in an alleyway is not remotely as magical as this film depicts

Expect to hear the haunting refrain of "Memory," as performed by Jennifer Hudson, approximately 80 times in the office today: There's a good chance your coworkers are all watching the "Cats" trailer, and there's a very good chance they're all horrified by it.

The reviews are in for the trailer of the big-screen musical adaptation and they're far from purr-fect.

BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Philip Pullman's (pictured) continuing exploration of a parallel universe filled with daemons and malevolent overlords, The Book Of Dust, is being turned into a theatrical epic next year.

BAZ BAMIGBOYE: Thousands of computer analysts have been hired to apply 'digital fur' to actors playing pussycats in the big-screen version of Cats. Pictured: Jennifer Hudson in London.

We finally get to see Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, James Corden and the newcomer Francesca Hayward all furred up. We have five months to get used to it.

Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Broadway musical Cats gets the movie treatment from Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, and King’s Speech and Les Miserables director Tom Hooper. But what is Cats even about? Here’s a meow-thful.

The clip was visually spectacular as James Cordon, Judi Dench, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba and Jennifer Hudson were all seen in over-the-top cat costumes.

Everything you need to know about 'Cats' the musical ahead of the new movie starring Idris Elba, Judi Dench and Taylor Swift.

Universal pictures have dropped a first look at Cats The Movie

Addition of Francesca Hayward's Horoscope #astrology https://t.co/HMYMX35NeZ

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

#Barbie Ballet Barbie Francesca Hayward https://t.co/4NAqAnVT9d

RT @jrpierce: Like Water for Chocolate, DVD https://t.co/BoaKu9JI43 ad @amazon Francesca Hayward, Marcelino Sambe, the Orchestra of the Roy…

Like Water for Chocolate, DVD https://t.co/BoaKu9JI43 ad @amazon Francesca Hayward, Marcelino Sambe, the Orchestra of the Royal Opera House, Christopher Wheeldon, Alondra de La Parra #newreleases2023

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

Swan Lake – Act II pas de deux (Francesca Hayward, Cesar Corrales; The R... https://t.co/KT6YcYNVpr - @YouTube

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

Francesca Hayward, Principal @RoyalOperaHouse will be appearing in what promises to be the most incredible programme of dance this summer at @HatchWiltshire Reserve your seats for opening night on the link below... https://t.co/2nJMoCynx4 #ballet #dance https://t.co/8A4uXkey0q

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…

RT @catsmovie: Sing and dance with the all-star cast of #CatsMovie: James Corden, Judi Dench, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba Jennifer Hudson, Ian…

RT @taylorswift13: I was so excited when @OfficialALW asked me to write an original song with him for @catsmovie. “Beautiful Ghosts” is per…