This absurdist parody script of an 'Ellen' episode will make the mom within you scream

12:32pm PDT - June 4th, 2019    ellen page - Mashable

There's nothing that moms love more than extreme couponing, telling you to get off your phone, and daytime TV talkshows. Specifically, Ellen. According to the latest parody script from comedian Keaton Patti, the audience for Ellen consists of literally "every…